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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: m or f?

You: hi

You: f

Stranger: age?

You: no

Stranger: whats the craziest thing uve done latly?

You: what do you mean by "crazy"

Stranger: interpret it as u wish

You: rode a pony while naked

Stranger: haha wow

Stranger: thats kinky

Stranger: are u horny now?

You: depends...

You: are you a pony?

Stranger: i can be if u make it

You: sounds to me like you're not a pony

Stranger: hmm ill make a good pony

Stranger: i promise

Stranger: what turns u on? besides ponies..

You: you shouldn't try to make one, but you can breed one

Your conversational partner has disconnected.