Sunday, May 3, 2009

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am cow here me moo
Stranger: i weigh twice as much as you
Stranger: nad i look good on the barbeque
Stranger: yogurt curd cream cheese and butter
Stranger: made from liquids from my utter
Stranger: i am cow i am cow i am cow
You: wow
Stranger: shall i go into the second verse?
You: please!
Stranger: i am cow
Stranger: eating grass
Stranger: methane gas comes out my ass
Stranger: and out my mussle when i belch
Stranger: oh the ozone layer is thiner
Stranger: from the outcome of my dinner
Stranger: i am cow i am cow ive got gas
Stranger: 3rd and final?
You: please go on
Stranger: i am cow here i stand
Stranger: far and wide upon this land
Stranger: and i am living everywhere
Stranger: from BC to newfoundland
Stranger: you can squeeze my teits
Stranger: by hand
Stranger: i am cow i am cow i am cowwwwwww
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi~
You: hi
You: regnarts
Stranger: ?
You: that was a pallindrome
You: on your screen but not mine
Stranger: sorry i'm not sure about pallindrome
You: why?
You: i'm pretty sure
Stranger: just can't catch the meaning
Stranger: could you explain it for me?>
You: stranger : regnarts
Stranger: you mean stranger is regnarts?
You: yes
Stranger: oh,i see
Stranger: what your name?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl? :)
You: que
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: you liek lemonade?
You: oh yeah
You: you offering?
Stranger: with or without sugar?
You: and by lemonade, i assume you mean urine
You: ?
Stranger: sure.
You: without.
Stranger: awesome.
You have disconnected.
You: where did you buy the stuff from?
Stranger: got my books of amazon and keychain off ebay
Stranger: and my charger off buy.com
You: cool stuff
You: i like amazon but i live in canada and we get screwed
You: they have like nothing compared to the US
Stranger: ah
Stranger: sucks
You: i sell crap on etsy.com
Stranger: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: 26 m italy, you?
You: same
Stranger: maddai
You: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yooo
You: hi
Stranger: what upp
You: so much
Your conversational partner has disconnected.