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Stranger: i am cow here me moo

Stranger: i weigh twice as much as you

Stranger: nad i look good on the barbeque

Stranger: yogurt curd cream cheese and butter

Stranger: made from liquids from my utter

Stranger: i am cow i am cow i am cow

You: wow

Stranger: shall i go into the second verse?

You: please!

Stranger: i am cow

Stranger: eating grass

Stranger: methane gas comes out my ass

Stranger: and out my mussle when i belch

Stranger: oh the ozone layer is thiner

Stranger: from the outcome of my dinner

Stranger: i am cow i am cow ive got gas

Stranger: 3rd and final?

You: please go on

Stranger: i am cow here i stand

Stranger: far and wide upon this land

Stranger: and i am living everywhere

Stranger: from BC to newfoundland

Stranger: you can squeeze my teits

Stranger: by hand

Stranger: i am cow i am cow i am cowwwwwww