You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: whats the craziest thing uve done latly?
You: what do you mean by "crazy"
Stranger: interpret it as u wish
You: rode a pony while naked
Stranger: are u horny now?
Stranger: i can be if u make it
You: sounds to me like you're not a pony
Stranger: hmm ill make a good pony
Stranger: what turns u on? besides ponies..
You: you shouldn't try to make one, but you can breed one
Your conversational partner has disconnected.