Omegling

2009-05-03T23:16:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: i am cow here me moo

Stranger: i weigh twice as much as you

Stranger: nad i look good on the barbeque

Stranger: yogurt curd cream cheese and butter

Stranger: made from liquids from my utter

Stranger: i am cow i am cow i am cow

You: wow

Stranger: shall i go into the second verse?

You: please!

Stranger: i am cow

Stranger: eating grass

Stranger: methane gas comes out my ass

Stranger: and out my mussle when i belch

Stranger: oh the ozone layer is thiner

Stranger: from the outcome of my dinner

Stranger: i am cow i am cow ive got gas

Stranger: 3rd and final?

You: please go on

Stranger: i am cow here i stand

Stranger: far and wide upon this land

Stranger: and i am living everywhere

Stranger: from BC to newfoundland

Stranger: you can squeeze my teits

Stranger: by hand

Stranger: i am cow i am cow i am cowwwwwww

2009-05-03T22:51:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: hi~

You: hi

You: regnarts

Stranger: ?

You: that was a pallindrome

You: on your screen but not mine

Stranger: sorry i'm not sure about pallindrome

You: why?

You: i'm pretty sure

Stranger: just can't catch the meaning

Stranger: could you explain it for me?>

You: stranger : regnarts

Stranger: you mean stranger is regnarts?

You: yes

Stranger: oh,i see

Stranger: what your name?

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2009-05-03T22:46:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl? :)

You: que

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2009-05-03T22:32:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: you liek lemonade?

You: oh yeah

You: you offering?

Stranger: with or without sugar?

You: and by lemonade, i assume you mean urine

You: ?

Stranger: sure.

You: without.

Stranger: awesome.

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2009-05-03T21:58:00.001-07:00

You: where did you buy the stuff from?

Stranger: got my books of amazon and keychain off ebay

Stranger: and my charger off buy.com

You: cool stuff

You: i like amazon but i live in canada and we get screwed

You: they have like nothing compared to the US

Stranger: ah

Stranger: sucks

You: i sell crap on etsy.com

Stranger: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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2009-05-02T13:33:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: 26 m italy, you?

You: same

Stranger: maddai

You: ?

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2009-05-02T13:32:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: yooo

You: hi

Stranger: what upp

You: so much

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2009-05-02T01:27:00.001-07:00

You: i am happily not a sexual predator :D

Stranger: I can't say the same =D

You: oh snap!

2009-05-02T01:21:00.003-07:00

Stranger: whr u frm?

You: cnd

You: h8 vwls 2

You: vwls r stpd

Stranger: ohkk....

2009-05-02T01:21:00.001-07:00

Stranger: so wats ur name?

You: stranger

Stranger: hmmmm.............very smart..!

You: Ha ha!

2009-05-02T01:08:00.001-07:00

Stranger: then he asked me if i was a tranny

You: hahahha

Stranger: i said "confession yea"

Stranger: he then asks post op right

You: lol! must be specific

Stranger: i say no but after i get the money i will

Stranger: then disconnect

You: hahahah

Stranger: love leading them on

Stranger: then crushing their dreams

2009-05-02T00:37:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: hey

Stranger: m or f?

You: hi

You: f

Stranger: age?

You: no

Stranger: whats the craziest thing uve done latly?

You: what do you mean by "crazy"

Stranger: interpret it as u wish

You: rode a pony while naked

Stranger: haha wow

Stranger: thats kinky

Stranger: are u horny now?

You: depends...

You: are you a pony?

Stranger: i can be if u make it

You: sounds to me like you're not a pony

Stranger: hmm ill make a good pony

Stranger: i promise

Stranger: what turns u on? besides ponies..

You: you shouldn't try to make one, but you can breed one

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2009-05-02T00:27:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: are u finnish

You: no i just started

You: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Stranger: O.o

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2009-05-02T00:12:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: stop

2009-05-02T00:07:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: HI

Stranger: HOW ARE YOU

You: HI

You: FINE THANK YOU AND YOURSELF

Stranger: I AM FRPM PUERTO RICO, Y TU?

Stranger: HOLA. HELLO.

Stranger: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FUPA IS?

You: NO TELL ME PLEASE

Stranger: FAT UNDER ***** AREA

Stranger: JAJAJAJAJAJ

Stranger: I HAS IT

Stranger: :(

You: SORRY TO HEAR

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2009-05-01T23:52:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: Hi! I'm a guy, 22 years old with a fetish for girls farting. How are you?

You: fine, thank you

Stranger: good to know

You: and yourself?

Stranger: Doing alright.

2009-05-01T23:48:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: hi asl?

You: no i'm not asl

You: you have the wrong person

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2009-05-01T23:40:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: sale?

Stranger: ?

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2009-05-01T23:30:00.000-07:00

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Stranger: Tales

You: of

You: ?

Stranger: forums

Stranger: Symphonia?

Stranger: Vesperia?

You: this isn't google

Stranger: anything but heads

Stranger: I kno

Stranger: w

Stranger: dumb fysh

You: are you ok?

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2009-05-01T23:29:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: 17/m - trade pics?

You: you don't care what my gender is?

Stranger: asl

You: that's interesting

You: glad that you're open

Stranger: asl?

You: pardon me?

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2009-05-01T23:23:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: YOU CANT IGNORE MY GIRTH!

You: true

You: anything else?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: thats it

You: word.

Stranger: dildo jim is reading your mind

Stranger: 1st to disconnect is a faggot

You: i'm a chick

Stranger: okay? chicks can be fags too

You: looks like you're out of luck by default

Stranger: look

Stranger: youre a fag

Stranger: see?

You: i like ponies

Stranger: faggot

You: don't even front like you don't like ponies

Stranger: wat?

You: you heard me

Stranger: youre a faggot

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2009-05-01T23:09:00.000-07:00

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: do you like ghost

You: YES

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i like it very much

You: why?

Stranger: because it so cool

You: tell me more

Stranger: it can do many thing

You: ya???

You: like what????

Stranger: for a monent

You: tell me

Stranger: such as it can fly

You: i love when it flies

Stranger: ya

You: what else do you love???

Stranger: computer game

You: what computer game

Stranger: are you?

Stranger: wow

You: yes

You: i am

Stranger: where are you come from

You: ghosttown

Stranger: what?

You: ghost town

Stranger: where?

You: i love computer games

Stranger: which game do you like best

You: excitebike

2009-05-01T23:03:00.001-07:00

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You: hi

You: ???

You: ?????????????

You: !!!!!

You: ?????????????

You: help

Stranger: asl\

You: help!

Stranger: what

You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: ?

2009-05-01T22:58:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: sup

Stranger: asl

You: nm u

You: omg

You: lol

Stranger: what

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2009-05-01T22:49:00.001-07:00

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You: hiya

Stranger: BRASIL?

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2009-05-01T22:43:00.005-07:00

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Stranger: I love chicks, weed and video games

You: bitchin!!!

Stranger: You are awesome.

You: i'm a chick and i also love weed and video games!

Stranger: But I'm also only 15 years of age.

Stranger: Harhar

You: that might be a problem

Stranger: Might be

Stranger: Im talking to a stranger

Stranger: Its pretty awesome

Stranger: lol

You: duuuude

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibE7IqEjni4&feature=channel_page

Stranger: Ummmst Ummmsst

Stranger: Musik ist de awesome

You: bratwurst

Stranger: Русский!!!!

Stranger: Red

Stranger: Russian

Stranger: So eh?

You: eh!

Stranger: Where you from?

You: middle earth

Stranger: Swish

You: we have second breakfast here

Stranger: I live in Amsterdam

You: LUCKY

Stranger: Kidding

Stranger: Would be awesome though

You: don't eat the pizza there

Stranger: Whats in it?

You: you order a pizza to share and they get mad at you and make you eat a whole damn pizza each

Stranger: I like aviation

Stranger: And want my pilot license

You: hell yeah

You: i like birds

Stranger: Hockey is the best sport evar

You: LIAR

Stranger: What it be then

You: curling

2009-05-01T22:43:00.003-07:00

(A FRIEND'S EXPERIENCE)

Stranger: ah where from

You: south africa

Stranger: ooooh

You: yea

You: moved her in '97

Stranger: what brings you to canada

You: it was too dangerous there

Stranger: yes it looks bad...i watch chimp eden on animal planet

2009-05-01T22:43:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: what country?

You: canada

You: you?

Stranger: Brazil

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2009-05-01T22:42:00.004-07:00

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You: hi

Stranger: Carmen Electra?

You: omg don't tell anyone

You: trying to keep a low profile here

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2009-05-01T22:42:00.003-07:00

You: hiya

Stranger: hello

You: what are you wearing?

You: totally kidding actually, not really a perv

Stranger: where are you from

2009-05-01T22:42:00.001-07:00

Stranger: Dutch are the crazys

Stranger: Swine Flu is a bunch of bs